Livin' on rice cakes and broken dreams

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i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.

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Good God Lemon, you’d think a woman who wears tennis shoes every day would be able to hit a decent forehand.

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not an overreaction

Weeds & United States of Tara

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i wish aziz ansari as Tom Haverford would have been the one to announce the new apple watch because that’s such a him idea. (tom haverford voice) It’s a watch…. *finger guns* that makes phonecalls. It’s a watch… *finger guns* that lets you control the temperature of any room. I call it (long pause, looks straight into the camera) Watch the Throne.

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how she do that


how she do that

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can i make it any more obvious?


can i make it any more obvious?

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